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cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

makeitearlgrey:

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

I am officially changing to “undo the calamities that are in you mammaries”

cthulhupeelz:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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eddieizzardstits:

dailyhealthyliving:

10 Healthy Holiday Food Alternatives: Eat better without comprising deliciousness during the Holiday Season. Real talk: these all taste better. http://dailyinterestingtips.com/10-healthy-holiday-alternatives

Incorrect.
http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/produce.asp
I’ll summarize if you don’t want to click the link- Those numbers in the pic are wrong and the numbers that are actually used are not universally reliable. They were set up as a convenience for retailers not for individual consumers.

Eleventh Doctor: first and last words

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.